Stuff I found amusing…or disturbing. Sometimes both.Tumblr (3.0; @talesofdrunkennessandcruelty)http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/202c190de40cb279e9a404cb4a042a31/tumblr_mn4jxrem261r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2320752/Music-really-food-love-French-scientists-carrying-guitar-increases-chance-getting-date-third.html">Scientists find that carrying a</a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2320752/Music-really-food-love-French-scientists-carrying-guitar-increases-chance-getting-date-third.html"> guitar increases your chance </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2320752/Music-really-food-love-French-scientists-carrying-guitar-increases-chance-getting-date-third.html">of getting a date by a third</a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50994781238http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50994781238Tue, 21 May 2013 12:01:51 -0400sexdatingScienceMusicguitar<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad5823f4fea4c0068dd72682187d4244/tumblr_mn4jsbK8DH1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><div id="blq-content"><span class="column"><a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20130520-will-we-ever-heal-damaged-hearts">Will We Ever?</a></span> <span class="time"><a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20130520-will-we-ever-heal-damaged-hearts">| 20 May 2013</a></span> <h1 class="article-heading"><a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20130520-will-we-ever-heal-damaged-hearts">Will we ever…be able to heal </a></h1> <h1 class="article-heading"><a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20130520-will-we-ever-heal-damaged-hearts">damaged hearts?</a></h1> </div></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50991718373http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50991718373Tue, 21 May 2013 11:01:04 -0400HealthScienceMedicineBiologyCardiology<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c7ecc9b20b05ba5ae8c6e94b041968e/tumblr_mn5gjvMeCJ1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316987/Photographer-Niki-Feijens-eerie-images-abandoned-farm-houses.html">Eerie images of the abandoned farm houses where even the beds are still made</a></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50986822856http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50986822856Tue, 21 May 2013 09:09:31 -0400PhotographyArtArchitectureurban decayabandoned<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6e461b91efbdee0ebec1802d9690f5b/tumblr_mn4jpmKD191r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://www.space.com/21211-new-york-city-other-planets-art.html">Artist Envisions NYC on </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.space.com/21211-new-york-city-other-planets-art.html">Other Planets </a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50952944716http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50952944716Mon, 20 May 2013 21:20:10 -0400ArtScienceNew York Cityspaceplanets<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad7e9b6d7522b2170022f340e166400b/tumblr_mn4j71qmky1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://www.npr.org/2013/05/20/184856244/nostalgia-for-sale-as-captain-kangaroos-pals-are-auctioned-off">Nostalgia For Sale As </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.npr.org/2013/05/20/184856244/nostalgia-for-sale-as-captain-kangaroos-pals-are-auctioned-off">Captain Kangaroo’s Pals </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.npr.org/2013/05/20/184856244/nostalgia-for-sale-as-captain-kangaroos-pals-are-auctioned-off">Are Auctioned Off</a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50952038427http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50952038427Mon, 20 May 2013 21:09:01 -0400captain kangarooDancing BearMr. Green JeansnostalgiaVintage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8dfc34d088cf3162cb36c51766ff6e10/tumblr_mn4j0p8Ww11r24c10o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="recipe-title"><a href="http://food2fork.com/view/Chili_Dog_Casserole_I/7719">Chili Dog Casserole</a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50951732588http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50951732588Mon, 20 May 2013 21:05:12 -0400foodrecipechili doghot doghell<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01f9ab79e9b834a88a172561d571c5b8/tumblr_mn3w1c0sw91r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/ranking-the-top-10-weirdest-soft-drinks-ever">RANKING THE TOP 10 WEIRDEST SOFT DRINKS EVER</a></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50915618296http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50915618296Mon, 20 May 2013 12:48:48 -0400Foodsoft drinksjones sodaweird soft drinksweird food<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b715912f0f78e62b26b1ca7f1267c595/tumblr_mmyqpdi59E1r8vrhxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coffiene.tumblr.com/post/50755377287/malformalady-green-algae-covered-skulls-in-cave">coffiene</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malformalady.tumblr.com/post/50679543815/green-algae-covered-skulls-in-cave-at-londo"><br/>malformalady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Green algae-covered skulls in cave at <em>Londo</em><em>Nanggala</em>, <span class="st"><em>Tana</em> <em>Toraja, Sulawesi, </em>Indonesia. </span><span class="st">The Torajans believe that you can take your worldly posessions with you to your afterlife. So burials included posessions. Theft of the burial items led the Torajans to build grave sites in caves hollowed out in cliff faces, and to “hang” coffins from the cliff faces - as you will see in the attached photos.</span></p> <p><span class="st">Photo credit: </span><a href="http://www.mongabay.com/about.htm">Rhett A. Butler</a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50755902893http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50755902893Sat, 18 May 2013 16:47:31 -0400skullsarchaeologyhistoryIndonesiadeath<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5b005e1f18fa90efd463427b87fc754/tumblr_mn05knALEt1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://kunc.org/post/hey-colorado-ready-mike-headless-chicken-fest">Hey Colorado, Ready For </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://kunc.org/post/hey-colorado-ready-mike-headless-chicken-fest">Mike The Headless Chicken </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://kunc.org/post/hey-colorado-ready-mike-headless-chicken-fest">Fest?</a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50737260801http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50737260801Sat, 18 May 2013 12:24:22 -0400Mike The Headless Chicken FestMike The Headless Chickenheadless chickenchickencolorado<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/931a1563ff5f0261d077cc43e45f8971/tumblr_mmyupcefkr1r24c10o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><h2><a href="http://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/?utm_source=npr&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20130517">NPR’s slightly obsessive guide to </a></h2> <h2><a href="http://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/?utm_source=npr&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20130517">the running gags from Arrested </a></h2> <h2><a href="http://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/?utm_source=npr&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=20130517">Development</a></h2></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50685525498http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50685525498Fri, 17 May 2013 19:32:00 -0400Arrested developmentLolrunning gagbluthsnetflix<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d39f82af744e68637ca5a956d70f963e/tumblr_mmy45km5tB1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2013/05/16/184544875/a-small-shock-to-the-system-may-help-brain-with-math">A Small Shock To The System May Help Brain With Math</a></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50651723655http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50651723655Fri, 17 May 2013 09:58:32 -0400MathEducationScienceNeuroscienceshock therapy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cba4c03e50a65f8049defa14275877a4/tumblr_mmwmtbLAJ11r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.americansongwriter.com/2013/05/full-album-stream-the-baptist-generals-jackleg-devotional-to-the-heart/">Full Album Stream: The Baptist Generals, Jackleg Devotional To The Heart</a></p><div><br/></div><div>Listen to the new record today…buy the crap out of it when it goes on sale on Tuesday!</div>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50590885509http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50590885509Thu, 16 May 2013 14:46:23 -0400Jackleg Devotional To The Heartthe baptist generalsDentonMusicSubpop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd1f8a18ae7a98e49d1cf3cbde5e7764/tumblr_mmwlrpifYG1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/two-bald-eagles-in-air-battle-crash-land-at-airport/">Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport</a></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50589599213http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50589599213Thu, 16 May 2013 14:23:49 -0400Animalseaglesbald eaglesDuluthcrash<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee0442369e8a4395f1a09777593f7f16/tumblr_mmwl2op3HT1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.npr.org/2013/05/16/183950854/water-trapped-for-1-5-billion-years-could-hold-ancient-life">Water Trapped For 1.5 Billion Years Could Hold Ancient Life</a></p> <div>Whoa!</div>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50588774658http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50588774658Thu, 16 May 2013 14:08:00 -0400WaterBiologyScienceHistoryCanada<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74489801aa599b4eee5b84e7a5bbb5a8/tumblr_mmvjxtyaaB1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h1 class="head"><a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2013/0515/KFC-smugglers-bring-buckets-of-chicken-through-Gaza-tunnels?nav=87-frontpage-entryInsideMonitor">KFC smugglers bring </a></h1> <h1 class="head"><a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2013/0515/KFC-smugglers-bring-buckets-of-chicken-through-Gaza-tunnels?nav=87-frontpage-entryInsideMonitor">buckets of chicken through </a></h1> <h1 class="head"><a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2013/0515/KFC-smugglers-bring-buckets-of-chicken-through-Gaza-tunnels?nav=87-frontpage-entryInsideMonitor">Gaza tunnels</a></h1> <p>Thanks <a href="http://diana-slowburner.tumblr.com">diana-slowburner</a> for the submission!</p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50585120687http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50585120687Thu, 16 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400kfcfoodgazaegyptchicken<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd2ff6c081e592d4567443986149d03b/tumblr_mmvd3oFabz1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/05/13/183704091/what-is-it-about-bees-and-hexagons">What Is It About Bees And </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/05/13/183704091/what-is-it-about-bees-and-hexagons">Hexagons?</a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50582081815http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50582081815Thu, 16 May 2013 12:01:57 -0400beeshexagonsScienceMathHistory<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/057612c1d52d9ddb8a732d84b1e73615/tumblr_mmve3aCFkW1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/cabo-san-lucas-mystery-fish-turns-out-to-be-quite-the-bizarre-specimen/">Cabo San Lucas ‘mystery fish’ </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/cabo-san-lucas-mystery-fish-turns-out-to-be-quite-the-bizarre-specimen/">turns out to be quite the bizarre </a></h1> <h1><a href="http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excursions/post/cabo-san-lucas-mystery-fish-turns-out-to-be-quite-the-bizarre-specimen/">(and poisonous) specimen</a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50548811445http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50548811445Wed, 15 May 2013 22:40:22 -0400cabo san lucasAnimalsFishPacific stargazermystery<div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://anthropomorphizedprophylactics.tumblr.com/">anthropomorphizedprophylactics</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50501205957/this-painting-of-a-naked-bea-arthur-is-going-to-be">photo</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em><a href="http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50501205957/this-painting-of-a-naked-bea-arthur-is-going-to-be">This painting of a naked Bea Arthur is going to be&#8230;</a></em></div> <blockquote>lol she has my boobs oh wait you’ve seen them that one time I posted them drunk but then you were like I didn’t see this so let’s call it a wash</blockquote> <p><br/>I have no memory of the event or events of which you speak, and if I did, I would not be at liberty to disclose said event or events&#8230;</p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50547509915http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50547509915Wed, 15 May 2013 22:24:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e811ffdb28a13ebde5abb223f49b966/tumblr_mmvczsOlRJ1r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1><a href="http://cbldf.org/2013/05/nebraska-library-wont-remove-batman-the-killing-joke/">Nebraska Library Refuses to</a></h1> <h1><a href="http://cbldf.org/2013/05/nebraska-library-wont-remove-batman-the-killing-joke/"> Remove <em>Batman: The Killing </em></a></h1> <h1><a href="http://cbldf.org/2013/05/nebraska-library-wont-remove-batman-the-killing-joke/"><em>Joke</em></a></h1></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50546812087http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50546812087Wed, 15 May 2013 22:16:40 -0400batmanthe killing jokealan moorecomicsjoker<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f1406596a080cfc49f7d7a3cd38037f/tumblr_mmvcrgMi221r24c10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><h1 class="title-news"><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/13/eternal-flame-chestnut-ridge-park_n_3266918.html">Eternal Flame In New York </a></h1> <h1 class="title-news"><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/13/eternal-flame-chestnut-ridge-park_n_3266918.html">Fed By New Gas Source</a></h1> <div class="comments_datetime_new border_none relative v05" data-beacon='{"p":{"mnid":"entryByline"}}'></div></p>http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50546379629http://talesofdrunkennessandcruelty.tumblr.com/post/50546379629Wed, 15 May 2013 22:11:40 -0400eternal flamenatural gasnew yorkScienceChestnut Ridge Park