Upon learning that I was eating a ”deep fried grilled cheese with Sriracha’ the people I was sharing my picnic table with declared “Congratulations. You just won South By!”
Despite the bad lighting, don’t stare to long. It’s like staring into the sun and can lead only to blindness…and eventually, madness.
Cheese Pencils are shaped like oversized pencils, where the “leads” contain three different flavours: truffles, pesto and chilli. With the built-in grating function you can sprinkle delicious, appetizing flakes of parmesan cheese on your meal. A scale lists how many calories the portion contains.
are you fucking kidding me right now
is anyone surprised it’s german
shutup












