Oh. My. God.
I am officially cancer proof!
Me: When doing a c-section, do you refer to the baby as "Little Caesar"?
Nurse: No, but now I will.
Me: Just remember... you have to refer to twins as "Pizza, Pizza."
That’s right, it’s a Necronomicon pizza and you can learn how to make your own, if you dare, by following the instructions provided here.
Just make sure to eat every last bite before it devours your soul.
[via That’s Nerdalicious!]